The Rev. Spyros' Snake Oil Emporium

You're supposed to blow it out first numb nuts!

Really really really dumb cop

This is why some people should not be allowed to breed...

Be grateful that if eveloution works - nature will wipe idiots like the person who wrote this out of the gene pool!

Penn and Teller for President...

I've heard Ozzy for President!
Hefner Flynt 08!
ZZ Top for president!
Stewart and Colbert for presiwezzies (no homo)!
and
Godzilla for President (he ate his running mate)
I'm voting for Penn and Teller!

The Rev's next tattoo?

Yet more proof Asians are better than everyone at everything!

Big love for Myrtle the Turtle

Those of you who read Judy McGuire's Bad Advice blog you know about the plight of Myrtle the Turtle - our adopted back yard mascot. 
What you may not have known is Myrtle has become a media phenomenon -
Myrtle should get an agent because he can now be seen on the following fine media outlets.

http://gothamist.com/2008/05/05/myrtle_the_turt.php
http://www.gowanuslounge.com/2008/05/06/myrtle-the-turtle-update-news-spreads/
http://www.gowanuslounge.com/2008/05/06/myrtle-the-turtle-burg-animal-cruelty-react-o-matic/
http://wcbstv.com/local/Spray.Painted.Turtle.2.717736.html
http://www.1010wins.com/PHOTOS-AUDIO--Pranksters-Paint-Brooklyn-Turtle/2135617
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/a-cruel-joke-myrtle-the-turtle-spray-painted-red/1978492887
http://outside.in/New_York_NY/tags/myrtle%20the%20turtle
http://www.newsday.com/news/local/newyork/am-myrtle0506,0,3021649.story
http://www.wcbs880.com/pages/2137104.php?contentType=4&contentId=2006555
http://www.silive.com/newsflash/index.ssf?/base/news-33/1210158543213650.xml&storylist=simetro
http://www.chicagotribune.com/topic/us/virginia/williamsburg-PLGEO100101018610934.topic
http://technorati.com/posts/Me90bvIaMrqbto5nvdR8NymsTUn2rXPPlEynlLaZ5WU%3D

But wait there's more...
http://www.topix.com/city/brooklyn-ny/2008/05/nyc-residents-angry-over-spray-painting-of-beloved-turtle
http://davidmquintana.blogspot.com/2008/05/painted-turtle-angers-brooklyn.html
http://www.rojo.com/feed/0uDeb9vT0UOPVwE3
http://www.npr.org/blogs/bryantpark/2008/05/brooklyn_outraged_over_spraypa.html

May the fucking sociopathic asshole that spray painted this poor reptile be immersed in a tank of Myrtle's hungry cousins of the snapping variety with his privates covered in turtle snackage.   Fucking DOOOUCHBAAAGS!

Girl to Gorilla are back!

Yo last minute G2G  (the Rev's musical distraction) gig for ya asses  (www.myspace.com/gitrltogorilla) Come on down if ya'll are around at Black Betty's in BBurg tomorrow at 11:00 hosted by the infamous Chris Smith of www.brooklynrock.com fame! We are so gonna rock and you are so gonna love it - THAT HANDSOME DEVIL IN THE MIDDLE - YEAH THAT'S THE REVVER! 

Meet us out in the borough of KINGS ya bastiches and show love!
SUBWAY:   L train to Bedford Ave
Exit at the Bedford Ave side
Go left down Bedford (you will be walking against the flow of traffic)
Go left on North 4th St.
North 4th will intersect with Metropolitan Ave
They are diagonally across the street

See ya then - our Album- Super Deluxe Custom Experience - is on it's everluvinway SOON!!!

The Rev. on the Road!

The Rev.'s world tour is in effect -

So wut up in Rev. Spyro land?  Here's what!
My band Girl to Gorilla, adulterous bastards that they are, decided TO PLAY WITHOUT THE REV - OH THE HUMANITY! and to boot they did an Iggy Pop tribute - God Damn It, I wanted to jam on Passenger!!!! Tonight at Otto's Shrunken Head!

But alas I'm Pacific locked on bizzy biz. 

On my downtime I've discovered some REALLY COOL SHIT!

1.  My co-worker Matt Tucker has an awesome website called TWO CENTS SPEAKS - You may have seen the stickers around BBurg and Bushwick!  Who Knew??!!

2. The Ace Hotel in Portland - part retro - part modern - all cool - good folks - great bar attached and STRONG FUCKING COFFEE at the cafe next door.

3.  SHALOM - an LA  Jewish themed street-wear company with a sense of humor that surpasses irony and actually makes you smile and appreciate their images.

4. Skate Book - a massive tome of a magazine that covers  street culture and skateboarding that is rife with art, photos etc. and like the Rev.'s Uzi - it weighs a fucking ton.

5. In and Out Burger - yes the Rev.'s never done the In and Out...BURGER that is! and holy Free Masons Batman - they has got Bible passages cryptically referenced on the bottom of the soda cups and they got their own underground ordering code that it seems only locals know -  the drive-in line was around the damn block but so fucking worth it.

6. The Red Beer - OK so you take a pint glass and rub a lime around the rim.  You dip the rim in course salt Margherita style.   You add Tecate beer - out the can is best.  You add (bear with me, this sounds gross but it's awesome) some Tapatio hot sauce  - douse your concoction with as much as you can handle - and finally (here's the part most can't deal with but I swear it's awesome) you add Clamato Juice and abracahangover - you gotz da Cerveza Rojo.

7 . Holy Shit - I just found out  a Staten Island Newspaper ACTUALLY quoted me in an article about bad dating that the  righteous, dead-sexy, lady friend of da Rev. - Judith Mc(soon to be a best selling fucking author)Guire was the the impetus for! again WHO KNEW!  Though Lady Judes IS the expert here - the Rev's "Bad Date" advice was...

" ...I drank myself through it," Spyro Panousopoulos admits about the time he went out with an actress who literally wouldn't stop crying...I kind of blanked, like I was in a car wreck...I realized, it's time to find a way to make this a little less awkward for myself, and that way was through whiskey..." 

Tomorrow we hit Irvine and then Sandy Ago.

So-Cal here we come - oh yeah!  Surf's up bitches!

A(Double- Double Meal with extra onions, peppers and spread please)Men!

Take this asshole out!

In the name of fucking art this asshole named Guillermo Habacuc Vargas starves dogs in galleries and equally as despicable art patrons show up to see this atrocity.   
You can sign this petition here to make a statement about how you feel about this but this guy is killing freaking dogs.  Shouldn't he just go to jail?