OK, so have you ever noticed that there never any amazingly OLD,UGLY or DEFORMED people that make it onto the next rounds of American Idol - I mean you get some over weight people but never just fucking deformed motherfuckers. Don't get me wrong there are some ugly people on - of course the ones they show you can't sing. I have a feeling there are some really ugly people who try out, with voices so pretty they can make angels cry but they never make it on camera! I suggest we find a total freak, I mean someone with a face so heinous that the moment they were born the Dr. slapped their mother. Some toothless, hunchback bald person with boils or warts that dresses in rags. If they were a bit slow or mentally disturbed that would help as well. The thing is this person MUST have an AMAZING voice. Someone who sings like the bastard child of Patti Labelle and Marvin Gaye. We get this person to audition and secretly video tape it and see what happens.
Whatayaallthink? Any takers?