I decided to play some basketball yesterday even though it was cold. I actually found a few guys about my age and got a good half court work out on.
Nothing all that interesting about that right - here's the good part.
So I was at the park on N.12th St.near the Turkey's Nest Tavern in Williamsburg. There is a tennis court directly parallel to the courts we were playing at. A young hipster couple started a game of tennis - still nothing weird right?
Well as we are playing we start hearing the weirdest thing. The hipster girl playing tennis starts grunting kind of every time she returns the ball to her boyfriend, but not like UNGH! RAHH! OOFF! The usual grunts of exertion your familiar with from watching Venus Williams. No this chick was all like uuuuuu -oooo - and then she would squeal like someone stuck a finger in her ass.
One of my team mates was distracted to the point of well - distraction and exclaimed "Oh come on. I can't concentrate here."
One of the other guys on the court started aping her so every time she uuuuuu'd he'd aaaaaa. Now we were being really obnoxious but this girl never stopped with the porno tennis sound effects.
So that being said - please enjoy this clip demonstrating how Nintendo Wii Tennis can become a lot more fun!