I just wanted sashimi.
And @ the table next to me?
The double date.
One of the she-beasts wanted to tell her date that at the office party she made lemon squares.
She made lemon squares just for him - her date.
Didn't he know those lemon squares were just for him?
DIDN'T ANY ONE UNDERSTAND THOSE LEMON SQUARES WERE FOR HIM?
THOSE LEMON SQUARES WERE JUST FOR HIM!
HE DIDN'T EAT ANY OF THEM!
This last sentence was delivered in ultrasonic/uber-decibels and I told her (having had enough) BITCH, BEAGLES IN PORTLAND KNOW THAT THIS DOUCHE DIDN'T EAT YOUR LEMON SQUARES - GET THE FUCK OVER IT!
I may have over reacted.