The Rev. is mos def a Kiss fan and of all things Kiss, Gene Simmons is by far my favorite member. That said, why oh why oh why did Gene let this horrible sex video of himself and some "spokes-model" bumping uglies hit the web!?
Here's my take on this horrid spectacle.
1. Gene Simmons who is rumored to have been with 1000's of women in his life has NO GAME in the bed room!
2. I'm thinking well then he must be hung like a horse - aaaaannnd nope!
3. Well he must be about to whip out that famous tongue aaaaannnd nope again!
4. The "spokes-model" looks like something that Gene called from the back pages of Village Voice.
5. Gene never stops chewing gum through the whole thing!
6. He keeps his shirt on and his pants around his ankles throughout as well!
Gene - your kids didn't need to see this! I'm not mad at you -just - disappointed. You're no Tommy Lee.