Remember tonight -
Ticket available here! http://websterhall.com/events/show_event_sub.php?id=881&size=small&cdate=2010-02-09
Time for another 10 moments of awesome chaos and trivial gobbledeegookiness.
1. The below disciplinary report is what happens when your kids OD on World of Warcraft. Seal of Command indeed young Kai!
2. Yes I know I said I wanted to see the Auto-Tuner go away but look! KITTIES!
3.And now introducing the RZA burger! Who knew the Wu could be this gastronomically ingenious
4. This little guy!
5. Brussels fire-fighters are foaming at the mouth!
6. I found this website of really stupid gamey thingies - note NOT safe for the office and they need audio.
7. FAILBLOG.ORG - MY NEWEST MOST FAVORITE OF BLOGS!
8. Who knew there were so many bacon themed products available?
9. The horror of the TODDLERPEDE!
10. And finally In B FLAT! OK yes it's affected and arty but it's fun as hell as well!
I just wanted sashimi.
And @ the table next to me?
The double date.
One of the she-beasts wanted to tell her date that at the office party she made lemon squares.
She made lemon squares just for him - her date.
Didn't he know those lemon squares were just for him?
DIDN'T ANY ONE UNDERSTAND THOSE LEMON SQUARES WERE FOR HIM?
THOSE LEMON SQUARES WERE JUST FOR HIM!
HE DIDN'T EAT ANY OF THEM!
This last sentence was delivered in ultrasonic/uber-decibels and I told her (having had enough) BITCH, BEAGLES IN PORTLAND KNOW THAT THIS DOUCHE DIDN'T EAT YOUR LEMON SQUARES - GET THE FUCK OVER IT!
I may have over reacted.
I talked a LOT of shit about Adam Richman from Man vs. Food on the Travel Channel. If you don't know the show, basically he goes to eateries around the country that have ridiculous food items on the menu they challenge their customers to eat (giant omelets, pizzas, burritos and steaks etc.). So it's a show around competitive eating and - well we all I know - the Rev. can eat some - The Rev can eat some indeed. So I was talking all this shit about how I could make the host of this show my bitch - how if he took me on I'd make him go Vegan.
Well I take it all back - I just saw this guy demolish 7 pounds of of seriously greasy hamburger and a big ol' tray of steak fries pictured below. He didn't even finish the whole thing that weighed in at 12 pounds but I couldn't even watch. While I watched I truly was starting to get queasy. I don't know what to say - between the cholesterol, triglycerides and high blood pressure I must be getting soft.
Just recently I found out another Hollywood celeb (Jenny McCarthy) was an advocate of anti-vaccination and thinks some vaccines cause Autism.
Here's what I find horrible about these people...
That's the legal shit - now let's talk 'roids, illegal uppers, downers and Vitamin B 12 injections and you have a whole slew of bull-shit Hollywood turns the other way about. So certain people choose to find that VACCINES (that I admit in the rare case may be harmful - but I stress it is rare) that have saved millions upon millions of lives - THAT's where the medical community needs to scrutinize our priorities and intent? Again I stress it is shit like this that makes the rest of the world hate and despise Americans.
STYL'D! Fucking Styl'd on MTV! This is SOOOOO scripted it hurts! It also highlights every annoying stereotypical character defect of every horrible douche that I've ever met from Los Angeles. That self-centered, overtly melo-dramatic actor thing you get from certain Los Angelinos and the best part is these people are falling apart over getting a job as a stylist. A STYLIST! A stylist is to the fashion world what a roadie is to the music world. Fun job but you are a step above the caterer.
Next week on MTV - WASH'd!
Seven young people have a dream! That dream is to be...
Who will sparkle and who will get scrubbed???
I keep telling myself that this will be it. People will have finally had enough! NOPE! The worse it gets the more we want! We are all so going to hell!
So who all did we lose in 2oo9 other than Michael Jackson.
Anybody I missed?