1. Creative uses for super-glue - Some thugs in South Africa robbed this dude and glued his lips together with super glue and then glued his ass naked to an exercise bike - you KNOW that left a mark!
2. Borat beats Busch! - Sasha Baron Cohen even made TIME's 100 most influential people in lieu of the Prez. Talk about feeling inadequate!
3. The Rev. Al all up on niggas, ho's and beyotches! - Al what are you doing protesting the hip hop community?! They got all the bling my brother! Take away their three favorite words and white people will start listening to heavy metal again. Record sales will plummet and then where will you be come X-Mas time when Russel, Jay, Diddy and Damon's big donations don't come in the mail?
4. Skull Soup - 4 human skulls, one in a pot of boiling water, were discovered in a Chicago apt. Skulls are coooooooool. No murder connected - turns out you can import human skulls from China.
5. VERY Happy meal - a 7 year old finds a condom in a McDonald's Happy Meal in New Zealand - and I thought it was weird that the French ate their fries with mayo.
6. Walmart and Target SELL HENTAI - Woohoo! Now all you CosPlay fetish freaks can get your smut at the local strip mall!
7. THE NYPRess shows BOOBIES - Yes it's a story about mammograms but so what BOOBIES!
8. Finally Cute Overload gets some competition! - Thingsthatmakeyougoaahh.com
9. Penis Envy?- Dude gets penile implant - doesn't like it - mails his surgeon a bomb!
10. And the worst father of the year award goes to drumrolllllll please! brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap! burp. belch. blearrgh!