Why I hate Celebrity Culture

OK I am NOT a Britney Spears fan.  Of all those skanks Christina Aguilara is the only one I don't despise, but the crap the NY POST and other sleazy tabloids are printing about her is what is keeping little girls in the bathroom, puking up their meals in abject horror of gaining a 1/4 inch on the waist line.  The picture here is Britney with a few pounds on.  She is by no means fat in the real world the rest of us live in.  Come to think of it, she's pushed out two rug rats, just got divorced and her label might be dropping her.  It's a wonder she hasn't fallen face first into a  vat of bon-bons, whiskey and Kleenex!  And they get these fucking "expert" psychologists to say things like "...it's troubling how much the mother of two has let herself go."  Listen up douche, when we - that being the normal, non-scrutinized public - have break-ups, lose jobs or experience the pressures of parenthood, we sometimes have a few extra drinks.  We eat more.  We smoke more if smokers we be.  We have crutches because we are imperfect.  It's this kind of reporting that has created a music industry full of no-talent, mass produced twinks and pop-tarts that need to look pretty (pretty being THIN!) before they sound good.  Holy shit even what they are trying to pass off as punk rock looks like some producers version of a punk band he put together for an After School Special!  Arrrrgh -
OK New commandments on the ol' Rev's tablets-
Thou shalt not read PAGE 6 - No matter HOW BORED YOU ARE.
Thou shalt eat a burger if you have the ass of an 11 year old Ethiopian girl and you are actually 27 and live in the US fucking A!
Thou shalt not wear eyeliner, spikes, a mohawk, UK flags and ripped jeans unless your music is about puke, filth and sticking your Dr. Marten up someones ass!
A-FUCKING-MEN!!!!

Comments

[bill campana]

speaking of weight issues i recently read that bigfoot dropped 40 lbs. he said it's not that he's cut back so much on the tree fungus but it's all the running from cameras that has helped him burn off the calories....and now back to spyro in the situational room.

[Ivan]

Rev. S:
While, like all good, upstanding Americans, I would not want to see La Spears and the two grubs she popped out of her spawn-hole torn apart by wolves, I am amused at how the Propaganda Machine which made her has now essentially turned against her.

[The Rev. Spyro]

Actually - a wolf pit hmmmmmmmmm - there's a reality TV angle in that. I think the wolves might find themselves with a challenge.