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Why I hate hell's kitchen!

I'm home, sick with an inner AND outer ear infection, throwing up because my equilibrium is to shit, and I have the misfortune of watching this douche ass show called Hell's Kitchen - America's Top Model for chefs, and of course there is some challenge and the boys and girls are separated and there is reward and a punishment for succeeding or failing at something retarded like identifying the taste of a raw egg yolk while blind-folded.  The girls win and are rewarded by getting to eat IN THE FUCKING DARK! with the douche bag fascist task-master host as if this is some fantasy want someone in chef-land has , while we watch via martian green night vision lenses ala "One Night In Paris". How does the losing men's team suffer?  They have to eat tripe, liver and tongue - and these wuss-bags are retching.  I LOVE tripe! Liver? Bring it the fuck on with onions bitch!  Tongue? - a little mustard and a pickle and we are soooo GOOD!  These assholes deserve to be flipping burgers at Arby's for their lack of palette sophistication.  Now granted maybe they brined up or blanded out the cooking on the punished's food, but fuck, on Fear Factor non-chefs ate steer testicles and liked it and these wilting lilies can't stomach some tripe (pun VERY intended) Fuck these shit-heads
A(get me some head-cheese!)Men!

Mermaid video wit da Rev! Otto's/Gotham Roller Girls! papaoommaumau

The 2007 Mermaid Parade

The Cramps!

Ottos' Shrunken Head - the Awesome Float!

Gotham Roller Girls!

The Rev. 4 a second.

Oh yyyyeaaah - enjoy!

Where's Waldo - I mean the Rev Spyro.

Special prize to he/she/they who finds me in this pic at the Mermaid Parade.
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Funniest thing I have seen in months!

Found on the Doucheblog.com.  For those who share my disdain with magic douche bag David Blaine, enjoy...

W.hiskey T.ango F.oxtrot?!!!!

The honorable sistah Judes and I were watching the Sopranos last night and we both sat there slack jawed.  I got to this post first but check her blog out later and I'm sure you'll find another POV. 
The Rev DOES NOT ABIDE - The Rev does not abide AT ALL with this final episode of my beloved fictional Jersey mob family!
I mean a loose end or two is one thing but holy shit:

• Does Sil die?
• Where's Uncle Junior's money?
• Who's the rat?
• Will TJ screw up this new gig - actually we know he will but how?
• Will Paulie kill the cat?

On the bright side (beware more bullet points coming):

• Ding dong the Phil is dead
• Paulie gets a promotion
• Meadow looked hot!
  
• The face Tony makes when Meadow tells him she wants to be a lawyer because of the way Italians are perceived and all the times the Feds took him in through-out the show was one of the all time best expressions ever filmed for TV!

Holy freakin' moly

Remember when I told you this wonderful woman would give you a blow job to promote some political crap - well she flaked - she sent her hottie Asian school girl looking assistant to do the deed.  This is what my friend Kevin calls PAAT (pants around ankles television) - enjoy.

More hate on Perez Hilton

Note this image - it is the Perez Hilton gossip douche hugging Kelly Osbourne - now click on the photo to enlarge.  Note said douche-bag is wearing a belt around his overalls because fat ass can't close the last snap up the side of his Osh Kosh adult infant loser gear!

And this asshole has the nerve to make fun of other people's weight? 
DOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUCCCCHHHEEE BAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

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