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HAHAHHAHHA! Fuck you Eliot you whoreing dirt bag!

Eliot Spitzer is a whoring perv!? NOOOOOO ......... Eliot you fucking raging douche!  Oh and it was a "Federal" sting on the ladies and NOT on the Governor?   Get the fuck out of here! The Feds are so bored going after terrorists, mobsters, drug cartels, dirty union officials and white collar criminals they need to go after hookers? Come on - this shit was a vendetta by the Republicans like Joe Bruno - who I'm sure has taken part in a "round the world" and/or "golden shower" or two himself!  He just wasn't ridiculously retarded enough to get fucking caught!   This is as shocking as baseball players shooting human growth hormone and that would be um... NOT SHOCKING AT ALL! 

If I was mayor Bloomberg I would sooooo take advantage of the chaos and try to get the congestion pricing thing jammed through Albany before my term ended!  I'm sorry to my driving friends but I'm tired of getting my train fare jacked YET AGAIN!

Eliot you fucking idiot - you probably just lost the Democratic party any chance of influence upstate come next election as well.  You fucking beady-eyed, skeevots, brown-eye sucking, uber-putz!

A(a thumb up ya bum will be $5000 more Govenuh)Men

The Front Fell Fucking Off???

pleasepleasepleaseplease someone write back and tell me that the clip below is a joke - a good joke yes - a funny joke but a joke because if it's not - as hysterical as this is - it's out right frightening that this man has any political pull any where in the world at all!

Once upon a time...

Little people and thalidomide victims made a living at side shows years back because let's face it, when you've got lobster claws for hands your chances of seeing employment as a hedge funder are pretty low.  Maybe if we weren't so damn PC and re-instituted freak show performances the poor bastard below may have had a better time of it.

Go ahead...get a tan this summer...

Sorry folks.  Hate to tell you this but some time in this century we broke the sun. The star who's rays we once needed to soak up for our very survival will now have the below effect on your aging asses.  See you at the beach.

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