I had the joy of interviewing comic Judah Friedlander for Flavorwire.com about his thoughts on the recession. Check it here.
March 31, 2009
Linguine, Martini, Bikini and HOOKERS!
OK so it's old news that the tweaker looking dude that does the Sham-Wow and the Slap Chop commercials got into some hassles with a hooker almost biting his tongue off, but I gotta give it to his company - I have 5 email addresses for various projects I'm working on and am on a bunch of social networks as well and in one way or another today, each and every online communication tool I use got the below piece of spam - hookers be damn - this company got it's boys back and they are putting him out there like he's Mickey Mouse at Disneyland! I mean seriously - I love this guy!
Oh and check how happy with herself the hooker looks in the mug shot!
March 29, 2009
Blast from the past! Check the Rev back in the day!
Holy Shit - my buddy Jerry found some photos of the very first band I ever played in back in Jr. High and then some of the metal bands I was in! Here we are rocking out to what I believe is Breaking The Law by Judas Priest!
Below is when I was I was somewhere between Metal and Punk and couldn't decide.
This one down here as you can see I thought I was THE SHIT! I was the same height I am now and probably weighed all of a buck 0 five - I'm like 220 now.
OK here I was totally into Aerosmith, Hanoi rocks and GNR. Can you tell by the fact that I'm wearing my mom's shirt and my sisters make-up?
Mouse Problem At The Honky House
Honky officers Jeff and Jose have a run in with our old friends the Three Thug Mice and the cheddar hits the fan!
March 28, 2009
More shit that needs to go!
Look here people - you can bandy the words around all you want - it won't make them meaningful.
Here's some recent terms that just have to go!
Web 2.0 - This term was created by some marketing douche who wasn't paying attention. Since the early 90's, have the people that actually use this word realized that if we REALLY looked at what "version" of the web we are at, it would be more like Web version 2,099,000,890.12300990? STOP SAYING IT! It makes you look like a retard to the people you're trying to sell your nonsense to that are hoping, praying and begging for you to come up with, actual, real, thought-out, creative concepts! Not repackaged buzz terms fool!
Widgets - WTF already with all the widgets, applets and apps!? You know what I want - a widget that gets rid of other widgets. A widget whacker if you will. I want a widgetless world where websites work wondrous wherewithalls that won't worry about wanton and worthless words like Web 2.0 and widgets.
Content - OK please already, what are we looking for when we are saying the phrase "content"? Video, audio, music, copy, photos? Did we not used to call this art, culture, entertainment? What's news any more- what's art - is it all fucking content? The cereal in my box of Captain Crunch is content - yummy, crispy (if a little stale) content - a box full of carbs with Crunch Berry goodness - so is every last breathe we take - every last bite we enjoy content? Hellz No! No bullshit - let's be fucking real! Let's stop worrying about content and worrying about quality of culture!
Drop your spoon - it's full of bullshit!
March 23, 2009
All hail Fred Willard - leader of men!
I love this scene - HEY WHA HAPPPENED?
March 15, 2009
the Rev. Spyro
I'm tall, slightly frustrated, fun having, not sleeping, changing always...
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