Yes I know you've been clamoring (all 3 of you who read my blog) for it so here it is! Let's start with (douche roll please...........)
1. Goldman Sachs - After screaming to the government "save us - please save us" they are now turning around saying that - you know we don't like salary caps or the controls you impose so we'll be giving the money back. So maybe they WEREN'T that bad off as they said. Well sorry assholes the way I see it it is if you're owned by the government well then you are owned by America and America should have the last word whether you get you bank back. It's fucked up - it's like me going to a fruit stand - eating half an apple and then asking to return other half for my money back. Don't let them get away with this chicanery. It is our financial institution now, after all.
2. Archbishop Timothy Dolan - "Meet the new boss - Same as the old boss!" I don't care if he's supposed to be a cuddlier, kinder clergy. He's vocal on the idea that homosexuals and pro-abortionists will burn in hell - Fuck him. He's a holy douche-bag!
3. Pirates - OK I give these guys the point that they got balls - but really now did these pieces of shit think they were going to kidnap an American and we weren't going retaliate? We have hurt people far worse for far less. And now their answer is that they will just kill hostages if they are attacked? Wow - allrighty then - good luck with that - let's see how it works out for you. Not only will you be hunted down and killed, the worst part is, whatever village you hide out at, whatever farms you take over and whatever churches you seek refuge within will also get wiped out - unfortunate but true if these guys want to be thugs - America does thug better, faster, bigger and far more brutally with very little care for collateral damage. If I was Somalia I'd be worried.
4. The "Countess" Alex de Lesseps of New York Housewives - bitch yo man is LEAVING YOUR ASS! Ha! The very worst thing I saw this piece of human waste do was go to an inner city school to "inspire" young women to what? Become gold-diggers and marry a rich guy! I hope you get screwed in divorce court you disgrace to New York!
5. The Auto Industry - Thank you so much for finally releasing new hybrid and electric vehicles...just in time FOR NO ONE TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD TO BUY A NEW CAR! Good going there guys. Of course the lack of sales will put most of these models out to pasture so there ya go - new SUV's in 2011.
6. Ray J - OK I just don't like him - he's just a wet noodle and a waste of air time. Not as sleazy as Brett Michaels, not as funny as Flavor Flav and not even as hate worthy as New York. I mean he's just kind of boooooriiing. And he runs to his mommy for advice on national TV about which skank he needs to pick on his show to be his "true love". Mamma J wisely tells her son - the women on this show are trash and he shouldn't pick any of them - and he acts hurt, surprised and frustrated he has to make his own decision as to who he's going to date. Remarkable. Dude stop being a douche and put out a decent album - you look like a clown and people laugh at you.
OK that's enough douchebaggery for this installment - see ya next month - same douche-time, same douche-channel.
The government imposing a salary cap on the employees of a private business is a civil liberties violation. The government would be denying those individuals' right to property. It's a good thing thing for these banks to get out of TARP. That's what we want.
Posted by: ken | April 15, 2009 at 05:43 PM
Ah yes brother Ken you have a point BUT is it a private business anymore once the USA has bought in with a bail out? I have no problem with people making money - just not on my dome - and I stress - if you ask for a partner (in this case the government) - sign on the dotted line and then don't like your partner in not as easy as saying "sorry - here's your money back" Your partner may NOT WANT to be bought out.
Posted by: The Rev. Spyro | April 29, 2009 at 03:25 PM