the 2009 Death Toll

So who all did we lose in 2oo9 other than Michael Jackson.

1. Patrick Swayze - Nobody puts baby in a corner but somebody put Patrick in a box.
2. DJ AM - OK I truly think having a reality TV show where you try to save the addicted when you yourself were a rabid dope fiend is a mistake but hey what do I know?
3. Ted Kennedy - Official cause of death - brain cancer - unofficial cause of death - he's a Kennedy so he's doomed to suffer and die.
4. Les Paul - R.I.P. the TRUE father of modern Rock and Roll.
5. Don Hewitt - Created 60 Minutes. You'd think they would feature him on his own show right?
6. Walter Cronkite - Man how Dick Clark outlasted Walter Cronkite I can't understand.
7. John Hughes - Don't you - forget about him. Thanks for a decade of teenage suburban geek angst pal.
8. The Taco Bell dog - Yo Quiero CPR!
9. Oscar Mayer - My bologna has a first name it's D-E-A-D dead.
10. Karl Malden - Hey Karl it don't matter if you didn't leave home without it it cause you can't take it with ya man.
11. Jett Travolta - Open this case up please?  This kid did NOT deserve to die and I'm sure if his freaky Scientoligist parents admitted there was a problem he may still be breathing.
12. Natasha Richardson - Nice lady - very sad and skiing is a stupid way to die. She deserved better.
13. Marylin Chambers - sweet sweet Marilyn Chambers. We will always picture you behind the Green Door.
14. Bea Arthur - Thank you for making the Golden Girls the Sex In The City for the geriatric set.
15. Dom DeLuise - Funny man but I'm surprised he lasted this long without laughing himself into a cardiac arrest. He was a MOOSE!
16. Wayman Tisdale - Cancer is an evil evil disease. Wayman died of KNEE cancer - yes he was killed due to a disease of the KNEE!
17. Koko Taylor - Queen of the blues! Maybe now you and Les Paul can jam.
18. David Carradine -Questionable circumstances, but after David's career had "choked" at least he made a "come" back. Yes terrible but unavoidable puns. I can't help myself.
19. Farrah Fawcett - I still have that poster as a desktop on my PC and will always remember her like she was in the 70's.  That women launched a million wet dreams!
20. BILLY MAYS - YES THAT'S RIGHT! BILLY MAYS IS DEAD FOR ONLY 3 EASY PAYMENTS OF $19.99!
21. Ed Mcmahon - It was only a matter of time but I wonder if Johnny Carson had to give him permission from beyond the grave to join him - I picture Mr. Carson beckoning Ed into the abyss. EEEEED - Yoouuu maaayyy haaaaveee aaaalllrreeeadddyyy wooooooooon!
22. Ricardo Montalban - I hear his coffin was lined in "fine Corinthian leather."
23. Wayne Allwine - The VOICE OF MICKEY MOUSE IS DEAD! Lord what will we do - oh yeah HELIUM!
24. Mary Travers - as in Mary from Peter, Paul and Mary - If I had a hammer - I had hammer down your coffin.
25. Brittany Murphy - We liked Britt but COME ON - the reason there were drugs all over her apartment was because SHE WAS ON DRUGS! Do you need toxicology tests to tell you that?
26. Oral Roberts - One asshole, pro-life, homophobic, swindling, religious leader  down - a few million worldwide to go
27. Eddie Fatu/Umaga - Pro-wrestler dies of a heart attack at 36. I'm sure no steroids were involved..

Anybody I missed?