The Honorable Sistah Judith McGuire will mos def be writing on this as well but I happen to have the laptop while she's engrossed in a Law and Order re-run.
We were both watching America's Next Top Model and both agreed Kathleen the hairstylist from Brooklyn got a raw deal. She was dumber than a box of rocks stating she was pro-fur only if the animal died of natural causes but she's 100% round the way GHETTO-CHIC girl next door and the prettiest girl in the running. She had an awesome booty (or to use my new favorite word - she had kadunkadunk in the trunk!) and bad ass hair as well! Also she actually HAD a personality even if she was one wheel short of a unicycle. Now tell me Tyra actually really sincerely wants us to believe that models are supposed to be smart!? Tyra is about as bright as a broken spatula herself. The Rev. is officially going to follow this girl's career VERY closely and is sending a prayer to the fashion gods that this little Brooklyn girl will marry a hip-hop mogul after modeling for his clothing line and then divorce him. She'll then use the divorce settlement to start a chain of salons dedicated to the prevention of super-model cruelty across America!
A-(two snaps and a spoonful of ipecac)-Men!
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